Well, this was a trip for the ages. Cancun first off is beautiful. I have never really seen the ocean up close and personal every day. The colors of the water seem to be different every time you look up and the drinks, well good luck keeping up. I know why you are reading this blog. If you wanted to hear the rest of the details you would call me. So let’s cut to the chase on what you came here for. You know a trip to the ocean wouldn’t be complete without a fishing trip, turtles doing what turtles do in the middle of the ocean together (figure it out), and a near death experience out in the middle of the ocean with no help in sight. Now that I have set the table for you, let’s get down to the meat of the story.
Everything started out as most fishing trips do for me. I lay in bed all night and go over every single possible scenario that could happen throughout the next morning. I could catch a world record, I could get a hook stuck in my hand, I thought of my reaction if we didn’t catch anything, and I was mentally prepared for whatever happened… I thought. Before I could think of one more possible scenario, the phone rang and the nice lady who greeted me every morning said it was time to get up. We got ready, ate a quick breakfast and made it to the shuttle. The ride down to the marina was spent talking to some guy from Pennsylvania about deer hunting. How much he deer hunts. How many deer he shoots. His trophy room and his experiences catching fish. It was a good thing the car ride ended because I was ready for a nap just listening to this guy. All I could think of was how long his wife would have to wait for saint hood after she dies. Not long I would imagine. We finally got to the dock and the boat before he explained how he saved the world from imminent danger for the 2nd time.
We meet our captain Carlos and first mate Jose at the dock and they take us down to the boat where we meet the other two people that are along for the ride, Derek and Jenny from Dallas. They are just as excited as we are about going out. On our way out we saw a couple of turtles (refer to picture) doing what they need to do to make sure the species continues past their generation. About 10 minutes later Jose puts the bait in the water and we were off and running. 10 minutes in one of the rods goes crazy and Jose sets the hook on a nice fish. Derek was up first and he reels in a nice barracuda to start things off. High fives all around and I’m feeling good about this. I’m pretty sure I am up next so I start to get really anxious and mentally prepared for whatever might be on the other end.
20 minutes later it happens. The rod goes down and Jose grabs it and set the hook. I immediately jump out of my seat and run to the fighting chair like a kid chasing an ice cream truck. Head down I am trying to keep my balance. I lift my head up and BOOM! Jose unknowing to me sets the hook a second time and I get a heavy duty sea pole to the temple. I’m dazed, but not going to miss this for the world. You can start the video now if you didn’t already watch it. I won’t bore you with the play-by-play since the video takes care of that. It is about 15 minutes. During the fight I notice my hands keep cramping and I am getting a little dizzy. No problem though, all I can think about is reeling this fish in. I get the fish in and I realize I’m really light headed. I get back to my seat and realize that I am going downhill fast.
My fists are starting to be permanently clinched. I am cramping up in my feet and starting to realize I am really hot. I decide to go down to the hull of the boat and lay down. Jess follows me down to see if I am ok and realizes pretty fast I’m not. My eyes are rolling to the back of my head and I am told I was requesting to go to the nearest hospital. At this point my body is one big cramp, I am not making sense when I talk and my speech is so slurred that Jess is having a hard time understanding me. Jess is trying to get Jose to help but he keeps telling her to bring me up on deck. Jess gets me to stand up and steers me to the top. During that 10 foot walk I gag twice, run into everything and am so disoriented I don’t really know where I am. I get to the deck and Carlos immediately starts dumping water on me. He dumps 1 bottle on me, then two bottles, then three bottles. At this point I am starting to come too and also starting to realize the state of my current predicament. I am screwed. My hands are still stuck together and I am starting to get that sleepy feeling again. Jess is forcing water down my throat like a farmer feeding a baby cow. The more water I drink the better I am feeling. By the end of trip we count 11 bottles of water drank. I fall in and out of sleep for the next two hours before we go back to the dock. We get back to the dock and I am feeling pretty good. I pose for a couple of pictures and we are on our way. As you can see mine is pretty big. Jose wanted me to mount the fish, but Jess didn’t think a mahi-mahi would match anything in the living room.
We get back to the hotel and we sleep for the next 19 hours…. straight. We get up for 30 minutes to eat dinner and we went back to sleep. It was the worst day ever. I realize now that I was pretty dehydrated. The story has been proof read by Jess to make sure I’m not embellishing the story in any way. I have a tendency to do that at times.













